Lalwa
1. Lalwa: I divorced my wife on the very First night.
Friend: Why, so?
Lalwa: I saw the label on her panties, "Tested OK by Biharilal Group."
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Friend: How can you say that.
Lalwa: When I go home at noon, I always see her taking bath with the security guard.
3. Health Test:
For drawing blood for test the Nurse rubbed, pressed and played with Lalwa's finger.
Lalwa started laughing.
Nurse: Why are you laughing?
Lalwa: My next test is for Urine.
4. Happy and Sorrow:
Husband & wife was having dinner together.
Wife: Darling, tell me something that would make me both happy & sad.
Husband: Your nipples are better than your sister's!
5. Force of Habit
Lalwa told wife on honeymoon night, here keep this $200.00 as I never did this free to a woman, just the force of habit.
Wife returned $100.00 to Lalwa and said, I never overcharged my customers
just the force of habit.
6. Burning Evidence:
Judge: Can you please tell me the exact place where this man raped your wife?
Lalwa quickly lifted Lali's Skirt, who was not wearing underwear & said, "At this spot my lord at this spot."