1.jpgA JACK DANIELS FISHING STORY...............
A Jack Daniels Fishing Story
I went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran out of worms.
Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are good bass bait.
I went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran out of worms.
Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are good bass bait.
1.jpgKnowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth
I grabbed him right behind the head,
took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.
Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit.
So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth.
His eyes rolled back, he went limp.
I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.
A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot.
There was that same snake with two frogs in his mouth.
Life is good in the south...
What Women Do after an Accident ::-::
What is the first thing that WOMEN do after a bad car accident?
Turn off the ignition?
NO
Get away from the car in case it explodes?
NO
Call 100 on her cell phone?
NO
Call ambulance?
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CERTAINLY NOT
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Turn off the ignition?
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Get away from the car in case it explodes?
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Call 100 on her cell phone?
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Call ambulance?
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World's Smallest and Lightest Horse
Meet Einstein, the world's smallest horse who weighs less than a newborn baby
This pint-sized stallion could be a record breaker as the world's smallest foal. The three-day old pinto stallion, called Einstein, is just 14 inches high and weighs only an incredible 6lbs.
Pint-sized: Einstein the pinto stallion weighed just 6lbs when he was born on Friday in Barnstead, New Hampshire
The diminutive horse was born in Barnstead, New Hampshire, on Friday at Tiz Miniature Horse Farm. His tiny proportions may be more suitable for a human baby, but they are tiny for a horse, even a miniature breed like Einstein.
Horsing about: The three-day-old foal, which could be the smallest horse ever born, is petted by a visitor at the miniature horse farm
Dr Rachel Wagner, Einstein's co-owner, claims the Guinness Book of Records lists the smallest newborn horse as weighing just 9lbs. Breeders say that unlike the current record holder, Thumbelina, Einsteinshows no signs of dwarfism - he is just a tiny horse.
Measuring up: Co-owner Dr Rachel Wagner holds a ruler up next to the tiny horse as he plays in a field.
Meet Einstein, the world's smallest horse who weighs less than a newborn baby
This pint-sized stallion could be a record breaker as the world's smallest foal. The three-day old pinto stallion, called Einstein, is just 14 inches high and weighs only an incredible 6lbs.
Pint-sized: Einstein the pinto stallion weighed just 6lbs when he was born on Friday in Barnstead, New Hampshire
The diminutive horse was born in Barnstead, New Hampshire, on Friday at Tiz Miniature Horse Farm. His tiny proportions may be more suitable for a human baby, but they are tiny for a horse, even a miniature breed like Einstein.
Horsing about: The three-day-old foal, which could be the smallest horse ever born, is petted by a visitor at the miniature horse farm
Dr Rachel Wagner, Einstein's co-owner, claims the Guinness Book of Records lists the smallest newborn horse as weighing just 9lbs. Breeders say that unlike the current record holder, Thumbelina, Einsteinshows no signs of dwarfism - he is just a tiny horse.
Measuring up: Co-owner Dr Rachel Wagner holds a ruler up next to the tiny horse as he plays in a field.
all mad pal members r invite for thare Alcohol Test
It has come to our attention that you have been reporting for duty whileunder the influence of alcohol. To clear the air, you are required to answer the question below.
Which direction is this car going..?
If you cannot tell, then you have drunk too much...