Awesome and Funny Old People

You won’t have to walk anywhere, ever:


You’ll be rocking that sweet Medicare, so you’ll be fit as a fiddle:


You’ll have plenty of time to relive your childhood:


Or pursue new hobbies, like this:


You’ll be able to complain about this sign:


You can wear whatever you want and people will still think you’re “adorable”:


Work won’t get in the way of playing with your friends all day:


Any picture you take will instantly be 300% more awesome:


You’ll finally have time to start your career as a superhero:


Or at the very least, become a neighborhood security guard:


You’ll get to be the kid and your kids will have to be the adults:


You’ll finally reach the fourth stage of life:


You can put that new hip to good use:


You’ll be able to sit wherever you damn well please:


Your birthday cake will keep you warm at night:


No one suspects the little old lady: