A Couple of Signs That Your Childhood is Over

A Couple of Signs That Your Childhood is Over

When you get too big for the school bus


When you look like this on a scooter


Or this on a tricycle


When your body gets too big for limber gymnastics



When this happens at the McDonald's playplace


When you actually can't get out of a swing


When you discover other people's bodies


When you get too big for the seesaw


Or the carnival


Or bunk beds


Or tree climbing


When your moves become too violent for kickball


When you look like this on the swing set


When you look like this at the pediatrician's office


When you look like this in a toy car


When this happens at the playground


Or this