Friday, February 15, 2013

Google Search Suggests the Silliest Things

Stupidest search suggestions from google.

The single most unethical way to cheat on a standardized test.


The answer to one of the great, unanswered questions of philosophy.


The inner musings of an admittedly honest bigot.


The answer to one of the great, unanswered questions of biology.


The world's saddest attempt at a plan for Friday night.


The formulation of a question that has troubled great theologians since Aquinas.


The deepest anxieties of a colorblind child.


This totally legitimate question that everyone often wonders about.


The formulation of a question so devious it can make an etymologist cry.

The answer, by the way, is dolor colli causa machinae volantis (or "plane in the neck").

This


The musings of a deeply religious British wildlife expert.


The formulation of a question that no one wants to know the answer to.


The saddest cry for help in history.


Musings on nature's cruelest misclassifications.


The world's strangest and most miserable distress call


True facts about monkeys.


A procedural query about America's pastime.


And, finally, this nail in the coffin for humanity.