Chances You Are Not As Lazy As This
The guy who invented the hammockmobile.
Anyone who wears these glasses to read.
Pandas
Spanish jeans-label translators.
This animal.
Anyone who puts on socks like this.
Line-painters
Whoever packed this peanut butter and jelly sandwich
People who don't have time to buy stamps.
Anyone who lets the dog take them for a walk.
The lazy mom who honestly believes that a mother's love is better than a Snickers.
The person who achieved one of the highest laziness levels recorded while installing a lightbulb.
The person who was tasked with naming this road.
This admittedly wonderful group of friends who wanted to dress up as their favorite Star Wars characters for Halloween.
The lazy dog over whom the quick brown fox jumped.
The guy who invented the lawnmower chariot.
And all cats ever.
The guy who invented the hammockmobile.
Anyone who wears these glasses to read.
Pandas
Spanish jeans-label translators.
This animal.
Anyone who puts on socks like this.
Line-painters
Whoever packed this peanut butter and jelly sandwich
People who don't have time to buy stamps.
Anyone who lets the dog take them for a walk.
The lazy mom who honestly believes that a mother's love is better than a Snickers.
The person who achieved one of the highest laziness levels recorded while installing a lightbulb.
The person who was tasked with naming this road.
This admittedly wonderful group of friends who wanted to dress up as their favorite Star Wars characters for Halloween.
The lazy dog over whom the quick brown fox jumped.
The guy who invented the lawnmower chariot.
And all cats ever.
