Soon parents will go in for Teacher Conferences.
In this political correct world here's some help.
What a teacher says and what he/she really means.
1. Your son has a remarkable ability in gathering needed information from his classmates.
Really means: …
He was caught cheating on a test.
2. Martha is an endless fund of energy and vitability.
Really means: …
The hyperactive monster can't stay seated for five minutes.
3. Fantastic imagination:
Unmatched in his capacity for blending fact with fiction.
Really means: …
He's definitely one of the biggest liars I have ever met.
4. David exhibits a casual, relaxed attitude to school,
indicating that high expectations don't intimidate him.
Really means: …
The lazy thing hasn't done one assignment all quarter.
5. His athletic ability is marvelous. Superior hand-eye coordination.
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