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Instructions for Properly Hugging a Baby
Instructions for properly hugging a baby
(from a dog's point of view):
1. First, uh, find a baby.
2. Second, be sure that the object you found was indeed a baby,
by employing classic sniffing techniques.
3. Next, you will need to flatten the baby before
actually beginning the hugging process.
4. The 'paw slide' :
Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.
5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute the difficult and patented 'hug, smile, and lean' so as to achieve the best photo quality.
It will be a shame if you don't pass this along!!
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