Few good ones-- laugh

Few good ones-- laugh


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CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco
rolled in paper
with fire at one end
and a fool at the other!



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LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information
from the notes of the lecturer
to the notes of students
without passing through the minds
of either




CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man
multiplied by the
number present



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COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing
a cake in such a way that
everybody believes
he got the biggest piece


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TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which
masculine will power is
defeated by feminine water-power!



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CONFERENCE ROOM:
A place where everybody talks,
nobody listens
and everybody disagrees later on

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