When it comes to being lazy and buying all kinds of useless crap, some customers have it in spades. See for yourself the types of useless and completely embarrassing “As Seen on TV” products people actually buy and presumably use.
Egg cracker

Egg cracker

Egg shaper

Corn holder

Pizza oven

Potty Patch mat, indoor dog potty

UroClub, the portable golf club urinal

Slendertone Ab Systems belt

The Wearable Towel

The Comfort Wipe

The Shoedini

Couch Commander table

Tiny plastic shovels

The Hot Dog Toaster

SweepA, the one-sweep broom

Bango Hair clips

Slice-O-Matic for food chopping

Puppy Bumpers

Swivel car seat

Gutter Rake without the pole included

Dual Blade Package opener

Slimming shirt for men

Sumo table

Fake butt pads

Head vibrator

Dog foot condoms

Face hugging mask

Portable office

A garden Sasquatch

Toilet water bowl

Lazy exercise

Trendy germ bandana

Bike

Cervical traction device

Hand exerciser

Dog porthole

Protein ketchup

Not a sex toy

Laser guided pool cue

iPhone wrist strap

Big sarcophagus

Personal infrared sauna

Leg stool

Wine ager

Gross bacon rack

Giant chair

Underwater cell phone

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