Doormats With An Attitude

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Sniffer Rats Detect Landmines and Tuberculosis in Mozambique

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Parental help for teacher's meeting

Soon parents will go in for Teacher Conferences.
In this political correct world here's some help.
What a teacher says and what he/she really means.

 

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1. Your son has a remarkable ability in gathering needed information from his classmates.

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Really means: …
 He was caught cheating on a test.

2. Martha is an endless fund of energy and vitability.

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Really means: …
 The hyperactive monster can't stay seated for five minutes.

 3. Fantastic imagination:
 Unmatched in his capacity for blending fact with fiction.

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Really means: …
 He's definitely one of the biggest liars I have ever met.

 4. David exhibits a casual, relaxed attitude to school,
 indicating that high expectations don't intimidate him.

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Really means: …
 The lazy thing hasn't done one assignment all quarter.

5. His athletic ability is marvelous. Superior hand-eye coordination.

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The new exercise program....

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The Doctor told me I should start an exercise program.

Not wanting to harm this old body, I've devised the following:

 

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Beat around the bush

Jump to conclusions

Climb the walls

Wade through the morning paper

 

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Drag my heels

Push my luck

Make Mountains out of mole hills

Hit the nail on the head

 

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Bend over backwards

Jump on the Band Wagon

Run around in circles

 

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Advise the President on how to run the country

Toot my own horn

Pull out all the stops

Add fuel to the fire

 

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Open a can of worms

Put my foot in my mouth

Start the ball rolling

Go over the edge

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Pick up the pieces.

 

 

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Kneel in prayer

Bow my head in thanksgiving

Uplift my hands in praise

Hug someone and encourage them

 

 

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What a Workout!!

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Rest At Last!!

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