Parental help for teacher's meeting

Soon parents will go in for Teacher Conferences.
In this political correct world here's some help.
What a teacher says and what he/she really means.

 

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1. Your son has a remarkable ability in gathering needed information from his classmates.

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Really means: …
 He was caught cheating on a test.

2. Martha is an endless fund of energy and vitability.

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Really means: …
 The hyperactive monster can't stay seated for five minutes.

 3. Fantastic imagination:
 Unmatched in his capacity for blending fact with fiction.

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Really means: …
 He's definitely one of the biggest liars I have ever met.

 4. David exhibits a casual, relaxed attitude to school,
 indicating that high expectations don't intimidate him.

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Really means: …
 The lazy thing hasn't done one assignment all quarter.

5. His athletic ability is marvelous. Superior hand-eye coordination.

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