Here we have a gallery of hilarious measurements people actually used! From a windmill beard to a herd of sheep, these crazy images show the various ways in which you can measure something and still be accurate. And you thought the metric system was hard!
1 Wheaton = 500,000 Twitter followers

1 Dirac = 1 word spoken per hour

1 Smoot = 5 feet, 7 inches

1 Potrzebie = 2.263348517438173216473 mm

1 Helen = Beauty to launch 1,000 ships

1 Canard = Standard unit of Quackery

1 Beard-Second = 5 nanometers

The Stobart (UK)

1 Barn = 10^-28 m^2

1 Friedman = 6 months in the future

1 Sheppey = 7/8 mile
